comcastkills:

targuzzler:

comcastkills:

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

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hormel:

hanzoamore:

hormel:

how many toes you got?

you mean in my mouth or

blocked, have a horrible day

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zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

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drakesideheaux:

Class discussions are fun until u find out ur classmates are racists

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doug-dimmadone:

me too

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